A Refresher course

The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for

Blood plasma.

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No piece of paper can be folded in half

more than seven (7) times. Oh go ahead...I'll wait...

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Donkeys kill more people annually

than plane crashes or shark attacks. (So, watch your Ass )

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You burn more calories sleeping

 

than you do watching television.

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Oak trees do not produce acorns

until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.

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The first product to have a bar code

was Wrigley's gum.

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The King of Hearts is the only king

WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE 

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American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987

by eliminating one (1) olive

from each salad served in first-class. 

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Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

 

(Since Venus is normally associated with women, what does this tell you!)

(That women are going the 'right' direction...?)

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Apples, not caffeine,

are more efficient at waking you up in the morning. 

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Most dust particles in your house are made from

DEAD SKIN!

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The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.

So did the first 'Marlboro Man'.

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Walt Disney was afraid

OF MICE!

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PEARLS MELT

 

IN VINEGAR!

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The three most valuable brand names on earth:

Marlboro, Coca Cola,and Budweiser,in that order.

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It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...

 

but, not downstairs.

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A duck's quack doesn't echo,

 

and no one knows why.

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Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush 

be kept at least six (6) feet away from

a toilet to avoid airborne particles

resulting from the flush.

 

(I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!)

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And the best for last....

Turtles can breathe through their butts.

(I know some people like that, don't YOU?)

 

So.......................

Remember, knowledge is everything, so pass it on...and go move your toothbrush!!!