The Organist

The Organist


There was a church down in Southwest Texas that had a
very big-busted organist. Her breasts were so huge that
they bounced and jiggled while she played the organ.
Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation considerably.

The very proper church ladies were appalled. They said
something had to be done about this or they would have
to get another organist.

One of the ladies approached her very discreetly and told
her to mash up some green persimmons, and rub them
on her breasts and maybe they would shrink in size, but
warned her to not eat any of the green persimmons though
because they are so sour, they will make your mouth
pucker up and you won't be able to talk properly for a while.
She agreed to try it.

The following Sunday morning the minister got up on the
pulpit and said............. "Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond
my contwol, we will not hath a thermon tewday."

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organist
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